me: *naruto runs down the aisle at my wedding*
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I can’t make fun of cats or dogs anymore because Madi and I were at my friend’s house and she has a roomba and our friend wasn’t home and we didn’t know about it and when it came into the room it activated our fight or flight and I jumped onto a counter top
there’s something so unnerving about it to me. also its light is apparently usually green but it was red that night for some reason (???) and it came into the room and I jumped onto the counter and Madi froze in fear and it stopped in the doorway and turned to the right then to the left as if it were looking for us and then it turned around and left the room.
our friend’s roomba goes rogue when she’s not home and we only lived bc it can’t see us if we don’t move I’m convinced